What happened was, this crazy character named "Dr Phibes" (I mean are you kidding me?), kidnapped me. He dragged me into this hidden basement laboratory, tied me, and set up this elaborate device that was dripping honey on my head. What's up with that? All the while he's muttering something about a "plague of locusts". I dunno, he seemed like a nutcase for sure.
Well good thing for me is I keep one of my thumbnails long and sharp. I learned that from my years in Navy Intelligence. I managed to slice through my bindings and escape.
I got a hold of some of my ex-Navy buddies and we went over there and trashed that creep-o's lab. But we never found the guy.
Anyway I've retaken control of this web site, and I will never let this happen again!
More Monster High videos coming soon!