Me: Well, folks, you know the drill, and this is Charrie Convo!
Al: WAIT! I still haven't told you the story about the muffins! Camilla baked muffins! Someone threw the contents of the rubbish bin into the muffins! There were a baker dozen muffins! I ate one! C ate the rest. He vomited over the carpet then went to eat ovaries off trees.
Chroma: *giggles*
Al: They were apple ovaries, if you were w…