OK, I'll ask a question that starts like the title of this game and then then next person answers it, serious or not. Then he or she has to ask a "What Would Happen If...?" question and the next person answers it. Lather, rinse, repeat. I'll start...
What would happen if Ghoulia could actually talk?
She'd tell Cleo to stop bossing her around. :3
What would happen if your sneakers ran away?
Then I'd have to buy new ones and implant tracers on them so I'll know where they'll run to if they do so.
What would happen if if a face you made really did stick that way?
The world would be out of meat
What would happen if a Llama tried to eat all of your chicken?