Me: Well, folks, you know the drill, and this is Charrie Convo!
Al: WAIT! I still haven't told you the story about the muffins! Camilla baked muffins! Someone threw the contents of the rubbish bin into the muffins! There were a baker dozen muffins! I ate one! C ate the rest. He vomited over the carpet then went to eat ovaries off trees.
Al: They were apple ovaries, if you were wondering.
Me: Well, that's... a nice thought.
Me: Oh, hush, Ari. >_> And unfluffy things like shows about monsters, demons, and serial killers. XDDD
Fel: You do love a good serial killer, don't you? -.-
Jes: Don't we all? 8D
Jason: Not really...
Me: But yeah. EAH. Not doing much for me.
Ari: *mutters* Aka Monster High, Dr. Who, and Sherlock? *normal* You missed wizards, Dear Authoress, unless you consider Harry Potter - and by extension, Jason - fluffy. And Fel, you love 'em too; wasn't a certain Spring-Heeled ancestor the inspiration for one of the most notorious serial killers of all time?
Me: Nice interests. Mine are most of those plus a few that are a little more... daredevil if you will. >:3 And I'm soooo tempted to bring Sherlock in at that science experiment comment from Airmid. "It's for science, John!"
Dori: I'll just say simply that I know nothing about your new characters, Ms. Amacus, and thus cannot - no, refuse - to interact with them until it's established they're worthy of my time.
Me: I was thinking more along the lines of two shows called The Following and Supernatural, but that works too, Ari?
Fel: *blushes faintly silver* Uh, well, uhm...that's different...-ish...
Me: Sherlock- the only show where having heads in the fridge make you a scientist, not a murderer. XDDD
Jes: Unless you're Moriarty. Then you're a murderer. :D
Jason: I'm starting to realize Fel showing you that show was a bad idea... @_@
Me: Al, fandom IS awesome. And shipping can be terrifying at times. @_@
Fel: This is true. If I hear someone say Frodo and Sam are gay ONE more time... -_-
Jason: I still don't quite see the point of shipping or ship names or OTPs or anything like that.
Me: Jason, hush. Trison is my OTP! D:br/>
Jes: *snickers* Congrats, dude. You've been shipped.
Me: Sorry Chroma, not into slash. And besides Sam/Frodo, I hate the JohnLock pairing with a passion as well. *to Felica* They should be paaaartners, Jawn! D: (In crime.) *coughs* Sorry, back to the program. But seriously, the relationship between Sherlock and Frodo is so much deeper when there's nothing romantic between them. D: Also, love hot/cold couples like Heath and Abbey; opposites attract! <3 Oh, and don't get me started on certain OC couples. <333333
Ari: *odd look on her face* Well, this is awkward... can we change the subject?
Me: Oh come on, Ari! Don't you want to mention yoooour OTP? *waggles eyebrow suggestively*
Ari: *blushes a soft pink* Y-You mean Fel and a certain handsome devil with special heels?
Dori: *walks casually behind her* You are such an idiot, Furey. I'll bet my father's portrait she's referring to the 'One True Pairing' of you and another young man.
Ari: HOW DID YOU LEARN THAT, DORI.
Dori: How can one not learn, considering how loud Miss Kitsune and Miss Felica the Authoress were squealing about it this morning? And correction: you and another ruffian. There is absolutely no way in Heaven or on Earth - or Hell for that matter - that a respectable gentleman would consider you as a romantic partner.
Ari: *bothered by the comment more than she shows* Hey, I'm not that awful, Dori! And if by 'respectable gentleman' you mean the guys you associate with, I'll stick with the lower class. You guys are such sno- wait. *glances at authors* They... they were squealing about it this morning? When I wasn't there? D: Krafty, what did you say? Or DO!?
Fel: *at the mention of Ari's OTP* Hush! @_@ You said you wouldn't teeeell!
Me: *to Al* Awww, but Jalexis! D: And Ariiiiii! *bear hug* Why didn't you tell us all about him sooner?!? 8DDDDD Just...he...and you...and GAH!
Fel: And you should stop talking about my best friend like that, Dori. T_T She is amazing and I'm surprised that MORE gentleman don't "consider her as a romantic partner" because she totally deserves it! Shows that guys can be idiots, I suppose.
Jason: Hey! D:
Fel: Jason, you know it's true.
Me: *still clinging to Ari* I OTP YOU GUYS SO HARD. 8D
Jes:*casually takes out a notepad* And this is who, now?
Ari: *blushing harder* GAH! What the hell are you going on about, Dear Authoress? There is nothing to tell! And.... can't breathe. DX
Me: *chuckling* Ari, all three of the authors here know about your little- well, big - crush on the guy.
Ari: *smiles softly* Thanks Fel... and Jason, didn't want you anyway. >.> You can't keep up with me. So no, we shouldn't be *fake drunk slur* paaaaartners, Jaso. 8D
Me: That is a disturbing thought, Ari. Jason's a nice guy, just not for you. At. All. And, er, stay away from Jason when drunk....
Ari: *nearly dies of embarrassment at Felica's declaration of OTP love* Authoress, please stop! It is not an OTP because it hasn't HAPPENED! Nor will it ever!
Me: *mimicing Ursula from the Little Mermaid* Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it! It's too perfect! The child is in love with a manster! But not just any manster. A PRINCE! XDD
Ari: NO ONE, JES.
Dori: Well, this is amusing. *smirks* I should get some tea and crumpets for this show.
((Okay, MAJOR ERROR in my last post. I meant to say Sherlock and JOHN. So let's pretend that horrific pairing never even came up accidentally through a typo. M'kay? Okay.))
Jason:....Wow, thanks, Ari. -_-That was nice. And I never wanted to be your *sarcastically imitates* paaaaartner *normally* anyway.
Me: I WILL USE MY AUTHOR POWERS IF I MUST. THIS WILL HAPPEN! 8D
Jes: I wanna know whooo! >:D
Fel: But, Ari, it is plain as anyone can see- you're simply meant to be. <3 *dreamy sigh* Me: *starts humming Someday My Prince Will Come* Fel: *spins Ari around* Ari, whether you like it or not, this is GOING to happen! <3 Jes: So who is the dude already? T.T
Me: *flails* So I went on chat because I'm at Mum's office and then BOTH OF YOU DISCONNECT AT THE SAME TIME! What is happening with the world?
Nobert: *walks in, balancing his laptop on his arm while on Minecraft Creative Mode*
Me: I mean, just when I can talk to both of you... *flails even more*
Al: *to Author Fel* But... don't even bothering mentioning that ship name! We're not even on speaking terms anymore. *crosses arms* Stupid authors... they make me want to listen to the Les Miserables soundtrack on repeat.
Idris: If you have a crush, just say it! It'll save you later embarrassment. Although, if you want some advice, feel free to ask me, I've got a girlfriend and a published novel with a bit of romance.
Me: This is why I keep you around, Idris.
Me: Awwwww, sorry, Zena! D:
Bea: Oh, hey, Norbert!
Me: But, Al, it was so cute! :c And the Les Mis soundtrack is wonderful. <3 ...Wait, you guys aren't speaking anymore? *turns to Jason* And you didn't TELL me? D:
Jason: *awkwardly* Uhm...yeeeeahhhh....I don't particularly wanna talk about it...
Bea: Shut it, you lot. Trying to have a conversation here?
Jes: The dude didn't even reply yet. How is this a conversation? T.T
Bea: Shut up.
Jes: *smirks* Someone's tense.